Alright, citizens of this lovely and loony city named Nuadoria! I most certainly wouldn't like to bore you lot with senseless gibberish, but let me assure you that this is nothing of that sort; after all I, the magnificent and dashing Sirius Black, am the one encouraging a bit of lively discussion with you charming folk. And, if you do so wish to ( Read more... )

[When the device clicks on, a thud and some loud rustling is heard, followed by some rather creative cursing.]

Could have sworn that was the first time I'd apparated in mid-air. Bloody git Snivelly couldn't have cursed my wand while I wasn't looking, could he? Because whatever happened, it obviously wasn't due to my lack of talent, and Godric forbid ( Read more... )